IM SO PISSED THAT IM ONLY NOW REALIZING THAT CAP’S FIRST OUTFIT WERE JUST BOOTY SHORTS OVER TIGHTS
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
Asajj Ventress demonstrates the proper way to deal with sleazy men.
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
human: oh okay then
The very first pokemon.
well there IS mew
Ewa I Walla, a Swedish designer making gorgeous stuff inspired by folklore and history. Not quite sure what I’d call the style, but it definitely has a strong mori sort of vibe going on, in my opinon. Somewhere in between dark mori and dolly kei, perhaps?
What would you guys call it?
Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.